The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34680. | seinen (seinen_kai) | 60.13 | 99.5% | 2024-12-13 |
| 34681. | jackson (glandularissue) | 60.13 | 95.7% | 2024-01-29 |
| 34682. | Williest (williest) | 60.13 | 96.9% | 2025-02-15 |
| 34683. | Gero (hier0nymus) | 60.13 | 98% | 2024-10-04 |
| 34684. | 🆓 Palestine (mohammed2) | 60.13 | 97% | 2025-10-19 |
| 34685. | Calapatricio (calapatricio) | 60.13 | 95.2% | 2024-11-07 |
| 34686. | NAOL (naol49) | 60.13 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 34687. | Campbell (beansyyyy) | 60.13 | 95.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 34688. | dftba (_dftba_) | 60.13 | 95.1% | 2023-11-15 |
| 34689. | Functi0n13 (functi0n13) | 60.13 | 88% | 2014-04-10 |
| 34690. | jjdw (kfra) | 60.12 | 97% | 2025-03-18 |
| 34691. | ss (ssiq) | 60.12 | 98% | 2025-05-31 |
| 34692. | Patrick (pjtimmon) | 60.12 | 92% | 2017-01-05 |
| 34693. | biljeg (biljeg) | 60.12 | 94% | 2023-12-26 |
| 34694. | pea (piderpea) | 60.12 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 34695. | wavecap (clutchkid) | 60.12 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
| 34696. | Arthur (minnty) | 60.11 | 95% | 2024-01-12 |
| 34697. | Garette (mofiggy) | 60.11 | 91% | 2014-04-05 |
| 34698. | Cem (chbozkurt) | 60.11 | 96% | 2024-10-01 |
| 34699. | David (blackwhole) | 60.11 | 93% | 2012-11-19 |
| 34700. | Speedy Gonzales (speedy_gon... | 60.11 | 95% | 2022-08-31 |
| 34701. | Karthik (karthikkumar) | 60.11 | 96.5% | 2025-02-22 |
| 34702. | NGENGGGG ~~ (leedrave7) | 60.11 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 34703. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 60.11 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 34704. | Deni (travao) | 60.11 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
| 34705. | improver69 (improver69) | 60.10 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 34706. | Wandile Mthethwa (wandile_) | 60.10 | 98% | 2026-01-27 |
| 34707. | Phu (tomballer123) | 60.10 | 94% | 2024-10-01 |
| 34708. | sleepy (zzz_snooze) | 60.10 | 97% | 2024-03-11 |
| 34709. | Dough (i8do) | 60.10 | 95.7% | 2024-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |