I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8491. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 90.71 | 97.7% | 2023-11-25 |
| 8492. | William (12grainbreads) | 90.70 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 8493. | deckador (deckador) | 90.70 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 8494. | Robin (weissenburg) | 90.70 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 8495. | Rise (danial7) | 90.69 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 8496. | Daniel (sea_sick) | 90.69 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 8497. | Marian (vanilla2) | 90.69 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8498. | Keingar (keingar) | 90.68 | 97% | 2025-11-22 |
| 8499. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 8500. | heard (cor_samurai) | 90.67 | 94% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8501. | Emily (sophy416) | 90.67 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8502. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 90.67 | 99% | 2019-05-01 |
| 8503. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 90.66 | 97% | 2026-01-07 |
| 8504. | CrazyMonke (crazy_monke) | 90.66 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 8505. | Hai (haiphan) | 90.66 | 97.3% | 2024-11-18 |
| 8506. | Mr. Ernest (kevinkevvvy) | 90.66 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 8507. | min (minimummin) | 90.65 | 95% | 2025-05-02 |
| 8508. | Bares3w3 (baresthreewthree) | 90.65 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8509. | Rav (impaledbison) | 90.65 | 96.6% | 2023-11-09 |
| 8510. | Ohad (ohadshwartzman) | 90.65 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 8511. | Tom (tom_309) | 90.65 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 8512. | Al (4pfgrec) | 90.64 | 96.3% | 2024-11-11 |
| 8513. | Lola (lolamn) | 90.64 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 8514. | Stampo (nikolostam) | 90.64 | 97.1% | 2023-12-28 |
| 8515. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 90.64 | 95% | 2020-02-12 |
| 8516. | Oonz (oonz) | 90.64 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 8517. | Luis (regneva17) | 90.63 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 8518. | Harry (haroldnotkumar) | 90.63 | 94% | 2017-07-02 |
| 8519. | Aravind (aravindsreeram) | 90.62 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 8520. | poipoipoiiiii (poipoipoiiiii) | 90.62 | 97.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |