As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14090. | Dade (daad) | 70.37 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
14091. | yea (yea23456) | 70.36 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
14092. | enfi (kazedaaaaaaa) | 70.36 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
14093. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 70.36 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
14094. | Ginger (ravens_loft) | 70.35 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
14095. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 70.35 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
14096. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
14097. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 70.35 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
14098. | Jonas (jonasv888) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
14099. | Apsylon (apsylon) | 70.35 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
14100. | TiddsMcGee (tiddsmcgee) | 70.35 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
14101. | Ali (katali119) | 70.35 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
14102. | Travis (7yl3r) | 70.35 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
14103. | Kevin (creepymk) | 70.34 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
14104. | Afaq (afaqkhan) | 70.34 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
14105. | Antonio (antoniom) | 70.34 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
14106. | marcos (markitosxd) | 70.33 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
14107. | T.AU (pokl) | 70.33 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
14108. | Marcus (qwerty_boi) | 70.33 | 95.5% | 2021-02-01 |
14109. | tstats[minilaytr] (minilaytr) | 70.33 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
14110. | elazer (elazer) | 70.33 | 95% | 2015-10-27 |
14111. | tstats[krishhhhna] (krishhh... | 70.32 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
14112. | Cedric (vlako) | 70.32 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
14113. | Sander (5andos) | 70.32 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
14114. | Mike (ashmoney5) | 70.32 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
14115. | gNaOmVeAs (gnaomveas) | 70.30 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
14116. | AAryff (tsar_bomba) | 70.30 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
14117. | Guac (guac54) | 70.30 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
14118. | Maximus (asso2002) | 70.30 | 96.8% | 2021-02-17 |
14119. | Christian (blue3sword) | 70.30 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |