So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23251. | Alex (crunchycool) | 63.47 | 95% | 2017-05-31 |
| 23252. | Adel (adeltaj) | 63.47 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 23253. | This is (thisiswhyweplay) | 63.46 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 23254. | Elen (eliivapuu) | 63.46 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 23255. | Jaden (kyosui) | 63.46 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 23256. | rey (rey_nhan) | 63.46 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 23257. | Nigel (dabbleweed) | 63.46 | 94% | 2014-06-09 |
| 23258. | trg (trg2000) | 63.45 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 23259. | Drew (drewhuffman88) | 63.45 | 94% | 2017-09-29 |
| 23260. | DDIR (pn10401006) | 63.45 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 23261. | Leonardo (leo121) | 63.45 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 23262. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 63.45 | 94% | 2022-03-05 |
| 23263. | Jon (jbville33) | 63.45 | 94% | 2014-08-02 |
| 23264. | The (anuj26022001) | 63.45 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 23265. | Elaina (erenton80) | 63.45 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 23266. | Amund (amund99) | 63.45 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 23267. | Brian (briansong0523) | 63.44 | 98% | 2017-04-22 |
| 23268. | Samy (samyz) | 63.44 | 93% | 2021-04-02 |
| 23269. | Mqew (mqew) | 63.44 | 95% | 2018-10-01 |
| 23270. | Christian (chiby_25) | 63.44 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 23271. | Alex (goalkeeperguy19) | 63.44 | 97% | 2014-12-10 |
| 23272. | Minh (minhz) | 63.44 | 94% | 2013-07-08 |
| 23273. | Anav (dark_winter) | 63.43 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 23274. | Lepiku (dimasokto) | 63.43 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 23275. | seer23 (seer23) | 63.43 | 94% | 2021-11-04 |
| 23276. | IAnthropos (ianthropos) | 63.42 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 23277. | ebi (minhosbundles) | 63.42 | 94% | 2023-03-06 |
| 23278. | Shivam (sorcerer626) | 63.42 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 23279. | Kikay (mutya92) | 63.42 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23280. | Filip (toxima) | 63.42 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |