So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21580. | JOHN (johnemo) | 66.04 | 96% | 2014-08-15 |
| 21581. | Kevin (ez8zz001) | 66.03 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 21582. | hate accuracy (jinmanquess) | 66.03 | 95% | 2020-06-13 |
| 21583. | Mubashir (neeo) | 66.03 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 21584. | carwyn (idolstrahs) | 66.02 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 21585. | Dr (drchhun) | 66.02 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 21586. | jo (gogojojo) | 66.02 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 21587. | Nathan (theoddorange) | 66.02 | 85% | 2014-05-02 |
| 21588. | dat (leophan) | 66.02 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 21589. | Austin (sausie) | 66.01 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 21590. | Anish (anish_k) | 66.01 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 21591. | megghraj (thegame365) | 66.01 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 21592. | Micah (demonschnauzer) | 66.01 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 21593. | wattana (lonemind) | 66.01 | 93% | 2012-09-17 |
| 21594. | Blaine (kerns) | 66.01 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 21595. | Darko (d_a_x) | 66.01 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 21596. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 66.00 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 21597. | Yanzhuo (yzmonsterhunter) | 66.00 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 21598. | minh (minhtk) | 66.00 | 99% | 2015-11-27 |
| 21599. | Satheesh (satheesh) | 66.00 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 21600. | Max (hooterr) | 66.00 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 21601. | Daniel (toughguy21) | 66.00 | 89% | 2016-01-29 |
| 21602. | Tuminure (tuminure) | 66.00 | 94% | 2012-06-27 |
| 21603. | shanky (shankyk) | 66.00 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 21604. | Jeremy (jlaihong) | 66.00 | 89% | 2016-11-10 |
| 21605. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 66.00 | 92% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21606. | boyoftoy (boyoftoy) | 66.00 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 21607. | Hadern (hadern) | 65.99 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 21608. | Jacob (nutsak) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 21609. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 65.99 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |