So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30694. | Saif (saif6577) | 51.51 | 93% | 2020-05-03 |
| 30695. | Thameem (thameem) | 51.51 | 96% | 2012-01-13 |
| 30696. | Henry (hongquan448) | 51.50 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 30697. | zero sum (zerosumm) | 51.50 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 30698. | Oh (cencoller) | 51.50 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 30699. | jose (josemourinho77) | 51.50 | 94% | 2021-02-25 |
| 30700. | ABID (abidali) | 51.50 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 30701. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 51.50 | 92% | 2017-05-25 |
| 30702. | Irfan (rawalpindiexpress) | 51.50 | 99% | 2016-08-27 |
| 30703. | Master (master) | 51.50 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 30704. | Tammy (50purple) | 51.50 | 93% | 2011-05-13 |
| 30705. | Spoicy (_spoicy) | 51.49 | 94% | 2022-05-31 |
| 30706. | Stank (stankyard) | 51.49 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 30707. | Dustin (dustin10) | 51.49 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 30708. | Minniecheese (minniecheese) | 51.49 | 91% | 2017-02-18 |
| 30709. | Kaci (kaci) | 51.49 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 30710. | Vincente (brandem8912) | 51.48 | 95% | 2018-04-24 |
| 30711. | Dolprat (mingspeedtyper) | 51.48 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 30712. | Nightmare (nightmare_foxy) | 51.48 | 94% | 2020-09-15 |
| 30713. | Nate (natey) | 51.48 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 30714. | Michael (mikewags) | 51.48 | 83% | 2012-11-06 |
| 30715. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 51.48 | 94% | 2018-06-28 |
| 30716. | Matt (matthewowen123) | 51.47 | 84% | 2017-01-29 |
| 30717. | Samer (samiralbayati) | 51.47 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 30718. | AkashiMTl (akashimtl11) | 51.47 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 30719. | Boris (beerontype) | 51.47 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
| 30720. | Lachlan (_hammer_) | 51.47 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 30721. | ricky (rickysingh) | 51.47 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 30722. | white (whiteplasma2) | 51.47 | 90% | 2016-08-23 |
| 30723. | juan (juan) | 51.47 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |