The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4646. | Rob (rstefanic) | 104.11 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4647. | Mark (shricory) | 104.11 | 88% | 2015-11-04 |
| 4648. | dayzstroy (dayzstroy) | 104.10 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4649. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 104.09 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 4650. | L (dubbz) | 104.09 | 94% | 2012-12-18 |
| 4651. | Nathaniel (chaoticdefendant) | 104.08 | 93% | 2016-08-30 |
| 4652. | Fred (hpfredz) | 104.08 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 4653. | K (kburchfiel) | 104.07 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 4654. | Damyian (kight) | 104.06 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 4655. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 104.06 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4656. | M (mtv37) | 104.05 | 86% | 2016-08-21 |
| 4657. | Michael (mouzshin) | 104.05 | 95% | 2014-07-12 |
| 4658. | chucker (chucker) | 104.05 | 92% | 2014-02-22 |
| 4659. | River (river_zastory) | 104.05 | 92% | 2013-03-10 |
| 4660. | Ryan (ryanbogert) | 104.04 | 97% | 2012-02-05 |
| 4661. | Gian (gianiuigi) | 104.03 | 97% | 2015-05-29 |
| 4662. | Max (minecraftaholic) | 104.01 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 4663. | Guy (guyti) | 104.01 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
| 4664. | noogit (burz7) | 104.01 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 4665. | Helix (last_in_kahoot) | 104.00 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 4666. | elend (elendwalt) | 104.00 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4667. | bokchoy (bok_choy) | 104.00 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 4668. | Masters of King of the Hill... | 104.00 | 99% | 2012-05-01 |
| 4669. | B (defame) | 104.00 | 96% | 2012-12-07 |
| 4670. | JasonS (schulgixxerman) | 103.99 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 4671. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 103.99 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4672. | accuracyless (slowpanther_) | 103.99 | 99% | 2019-12-08 |
| 4673. | Tull (torfindel) | 103.99 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 4674. | phil (phwang) | 103.98 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4675. | ttvdivertingwhale (divertin... | 103.98 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |