And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11607. | Darth (littleani) | 94.50 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 11608. | quack (hduck) | 94.49 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
| 11609. | pekopeko (pekopeko123) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11610. | Sidney (sidneypham) | 94.49 | 96% | 2014-05-30 |
| 11611. | matan (malsonic) | 94.49 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 11612. | dexterj (dexterj) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 11613. | Waterman304 (waterman304) | 94.48 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 11614. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 94.48 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 11615. | Adam (adamtanner) | 94.48 | 94% | 2012-08-04 |
| 11616. | kep1n (kep1n) | 94.48 | 98% | 2012-11-17 |
| 11617. | Regen (konpa) | 94.48 | 94% | 2013-01-02 |
| 11618. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 94.48 | 94% | 2013-07-29 |
| 11619. | Justin (sm00thie) | 94.48 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 11620. | bart (bartani) | 94.47 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 11621. | ShiftyEyedKirk (shiftyeyedk... | 94.47 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| 11622. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11623. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 94.46 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 11624. | zyoda (zyoda) | 94.46 | 96% | 2013-12-17 |
| 11625. | baha (bahakz) | 94.46 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 11626. | Jon (zigzagtag) | 94.46 | 97% | 2011-10-01 |
| 11627. | Greg (titogreg) | 94.46 | 95% | 2013-04-15 |
| 11628. | Max (minecraftaholic) | 94.46 | 93% | 2014-07-21 |
| 11629. | Brady (midc) | 94.46 | 97% | 2012-05-08 |
| 11630. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 94.46 | 97.9% | 2023-10-01 |
| 11631. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 94.46 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 11632. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11633. | sophie (horses) | 94.46 | 98% | 2013-06-12 |
| 11634. | Yash (yash891) | 94.45 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 11635. | Beans (beanfox) | 94.44 | 93% | 2013-03-24 |
| 11636. | Chris (clibonati) | 94.44 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |