I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2404. | abika (abikadika) | 116.13 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 2405. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 116.12 | 99% | 2025-05-02 |
| 2406. | Love (respectedfeeds) | 116.10 | 97.8% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2407. | Speed (thenimblefinger) | 116.10 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 2408. | fast fingies (tom_the_god) | 116.10 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2409. | DeZember (yuskov) | 116.10 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2410. | pogron (rawhnald) | 116.09 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2411. | matt (choa) | 116.09 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 2412. | Choy the noob (timoo) | 116.08 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2413. | IAmAtomicツ (from_phlol) | 116.07 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 2414. | apark (aesenix) | 116.07 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 2415. | bzh (bzh_) | 116.06 | 98.1% | 2024-11-10 |
| 2416. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 116.05 | 100% | 2023-03-28 |
| 2417. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 116.04 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 2418. | I'mSpeed (bluedwarf7) | 116.03 | 98% | 2026-02-27 |
| 2419. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 116.03 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2420. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 116.02 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 2421. | anhar (_anhar) | 116.02 | 98.7% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2422. | Joey (minecandy) | 116.02 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2423. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 116.01 | 98% | 2025-11-02 |
| 2424. | tania (tlee120) | 116.01 | 99% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2425. | Alfred (office123) | 116.01 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 2426. | Vurt (vurt) | 116.00 | 97.8% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2427. | Anshul (cononcus) | 116.00 | 99% | 2017-10-24 |
| 2428. | Jackie (laserelite) | 115.98 | 97.1% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2429. | QuinnC (quinntc) | 115.98 | 99.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2430. | Sontol (sontolbonggol) | 115.98 | 99% | 2022-01-20 |
| 2431. | Rigno (redbubba) | 115.98 | 97.8% | 2024-07-21 |
| 2432. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 115.97 | 99% | 2026-04-16 |
| 2433. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay) | 115.97 | 98.6% | 2023-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |