The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 937. | (anpya) | 73.17 | 99% | 2014-10-19 |
| 938. | Boi (bolot_) | 73.15 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 939. | AnesDZ (anes201) | 73.12 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 940. | Trinh (concopcanthi) | 73.11 | 96% | 2012-11-28 |
| 941. | Shayan (zackroos) | 73.08 | 99% | 2023-06-22 |
| 942. | (asger3460) | 73.03 | 96% | 2013-07-01 |
| 943. | Hitendra (hitendra) | 73.03 | 98% | 2011-09-02 |
| 944. | dpu (ajeetraj) | 73.03 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 945. | Johny (johny96) | 73.02 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 946. | Happe (happe) | 73.02 | 91% | 2016-03-19 |
| 947. | jimmy (phong_nguyen296) | 73.02 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 948. | Jason (jason1314) | 73.00 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 949. | Charles (charles0496) | 72.99 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 950. | mingw (mingw) | 72.99 | 96% | 2016-04-07 |
| 951. | Flügel (redwing3_4) | 72.96 | 88% | 2014-02-25 |
| 952. | (vickey19hunk2007@gmail.com) | 72.96 | 91% | 2013-11-05 |
| 953. | MindsetFocus (mindsetfocus) | 72.95 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 954. | Hanam (hasapi) | 72.94 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 955. | (lulu465) | 72.89 | 95% | 2023-01-01 |
| 956. | Cara (clmcwilliams) | 72.88 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 957. | (blue_eyed_boy) | 72.87 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 958. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 72.86 | 94% | 2015-10-23 |
| 959. | Svetoslav (stray) | 72.85 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 960. | Ramboooo (killingtype) | 72.83 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 961. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 72.82 | 92% | 2014-09-04 |
| 962. | Michael (i_dont_know) | 72.82 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 963. | lisa (little_bee) | 72.81 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 964. | (noneofyourbusiness40) | 72.79 | 91% | 2015-03-14 |
| 965. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 72.78 | 96% | 2014-05-08 |
| 966. | Dakota (killer67) | 72.77 | 100% | 2013-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |