As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8739. | (lhdk2712) | 86.88 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 8740. | (lordkite) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8741. | AccomplishedVacation (walie) | 86.88 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 8742. | (9599914266) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 8743. | (simbernal) | 86.87 | 93% | 2015-12-30 |
| 8744. | (jonathanx11111) | 86.86 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 8745. | (raullll) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8746. | (dyer500) | 86.86 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8747. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 8748. | (arcy) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 8749. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 86.86 | 96% | 2025-10-13 |
| 8750. | Floko11 (floko11) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
| 8751. | (muchinchai) | 86.86 | 99.5% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8752. | (kiwihd) | 86.86 | 96% | 2017-05-03 |
| 8753. | (dsurallod) | 86.85 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 8754. | defski (bonkaholic) | 86.85 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8755. | (piet3rr) | 86.84 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
| 8756. | (charliewi) | 86.84 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 8757. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 86.84 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 8758. | Ryan (thief60) | 86.84 | 100% | 2018-07-18 |
| 8759. | (prabin_lc) | 86.83 | 97% | 2025-11-19 |
| 8760. | (redlinec) | 86.83 | 98% | 2025-11-28 |
| 8761. | (eo_37) | 86.83 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 8762. | echovl (echovl) | 86.83 | 98% | 2024-06-27 |
| 8763. | (asian47) | 86.83 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8764. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 86.83 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8765. | (hamsterterd) | 86.83 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 8766. | (gelwg2) | 86.82 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 8767. | (melodiousmel) | 86.82 | 98.4% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8768. | (iaaannn) | 86.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |