The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21289. | (legendoflaohan) | 69.43 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 21290. | (sara_kitten1993) | 69.43 | 91% | 2012-02-16 |
| 21291. | (puneet28) | 69.43 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 21292. | (hvitual) | 69.43 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 21293. | (makdyf) | 69.42 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 21294. | (jesus420) | 69.42 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 21295. | (jpn003) | 69.42 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 21296. | (fartmanofthewest) | 69.42 | 92% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21297. | (benefactor) | 69.42 | 98% | 2012-01-20 |
| 21298. | (rcai) | 69.42 | 96% | 2011-06-28 |
| 21299. | (btbens) | 69.42 | 94% | 2014-08-03 |
| 21300. | (cpp_native) | 69.41 | 97.2% | 2023-06-09 |
| 21301. | (brandontvan) | 69.41 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 21302. | (himanshupander) | 69.41 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 21303. | (ariqarman) | 69.41 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 21304. | Zaira (zaira77) | 69.41 | 94% | 2015-03-26 |
| 21305. | (snyderator) | 69.40 | 93% | 2012-05-16 |
| 21306. | (jonas311) | 69.40 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 21307. | (rl27) | 69.40 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
| 21308. | (mykdspyk) | 69.40 | 91% | 2012-02-20 |
| 21309. | (mindblast3r) | 69.40 | 93% | 2014-05-03 |
| 21310. | Maxwell (maxdeoliveira) | 69.40 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 21311. | Do (dekul1205) | 69.39 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 21312. | (nastysnatch) | 69.39 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 21313. | Ketamine (ketamine) | 69.39 | 93% | 2012-04-01 |
| 21314. | (plankrun) | 69.39 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 21315. | Cindy (cindysummer) | 69.39 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 21316. | (irishaggie) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 21317. | do (donhankiet) | 69.39 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21318. | (anfun) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |