Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1838. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 57.76 | 92% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1839. | Hang (secretg) | 57.73 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1840. | mimosas (klovespizzas) | 57.72 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1841. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 57.71 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1842. | Nic (maitremoulax) | 57.69 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1843. | MangoBox (mangobox) | 57.66 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
| 1844. | Arman (148038) | 57.66 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1845. | Cybharg (bhargavac) | 57.65 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 1846. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 57.60 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1847. | Luan (luan0763) | 57.59 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
| 1848. | Alexander (jopler) | 57.52 | 93% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1849. | Typing🤯🤯🤯 (sirsoup) | 57.49 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1850. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 57.48 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 1851. | veganbtw (plantpowered) | 57.46 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1852. | IIIJJJ88 (mrjaiani) | 57.46 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1853. | Bug (bubbubs) | 57.46 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1854. | Benjamina (minawk) | 57.45 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1855. | casualcarter (casualcarter) | 57.40 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1856. | Ano (ano123) | 57.39 | 94% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1857. | Rodolfo (antunesrodolfo) | 57.37 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1858. | jayesh (jayeshd) | 57.35 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 1859. | Katrina (lovekatrina1) | 57.34 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1860. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 57.32 | 95% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1861. | Tomas (ezclapper) | 57.31 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1862. | Order (orderadchaos) | 57.29 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1863. | Oathy (oathy) | 57.27 | 95% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1864. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 57.23 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1865. | EdK (edk2000) | 57.20 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1866. | shueisha (fxckonme) | 57.20 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1867. | Abe (abej2) | 57.16 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |