The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16829. | Brandon Yeow (mashingans) | 78.94 | 95% | 2023-01-08 |
| 16830. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 78.94 | 99% | 2017-12-23 |
| 16831. | Michael (biscoln) | 78.94 | 93% | 2013-10-31 |
| 16832. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 78.94 | 91% | 2016-04-09 |
| 16833. | not2fast (aros93) | 78.93 | 98% | 2026-02-05 |
| 16834. | Cassidy Coggins (cassidycog... | 78.93 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 16835. | Htgan (htgan) | 78.93 | 98% | 2025-03-03 |
| 16836. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 78.93 | 97.6% | 2023-12-27 |
| 16837. | Psychros (psychros) | 78.93 | 96.9% | 2024-09-22 |
| 16838. | Ifat (helloitsifat) | 78.93 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 16839. | Maja (kussimurra) | 78.93 | 94% | 2016-01-21 |
| 16840. | Anthony (anthonyferrara) | 78.93 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 16841. | reever (ssamu) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 16842. | jburd (htimseiluj) | 78.93 | 91% | 2017-03-23 |
| 16843. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 78.93 | 93% | 2014-12-03 |
| 16844. | Sh.t (crackracer) | 78.93 | 93% | 2013-09-24 |
| 16845. | mina (minamnw) | 78.92 | 96.7% | 2024-10-18 |
| 16846. | username_taken (username_ta... | 78.92 | 96.9% | 2024-08-20 |
| 16847. | Vecna (vecnaalwayswins) | 78.92 | 99% | 2023-12-31 |
| 16848. | James (jjhertz) | 78.92 | 97.8% | 2025-03-12 |
| 16849. | Zqil (zqil) | 78.92 | 96% | 2025-06-30 |
| 16850. | Emma parish (starlord360) | 78.91 | 98% | 2024-05-06 |
| 16851. | Sneed (bigsneed) | 78.91 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 16852. | chriffer (therealchrislow) | 78.91 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 16853. | Vince (xosvic) | 78.91 | 96.7% | 2024-09-11 |
| 16854. | cryo. (quaintoutcast) | 78.91 | 98% | 2024-05-07 |
| 16855. | Tiny Tank (anti_vax_cat) | 78.91 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 16856. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 78.91 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 16857. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 78.91 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| 16858. | ian (queens) | 78.91 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |