I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11903. | gurgelgurka (gurgelgurka) | 81.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-28 |
| 11904. | puripuripuririn (puripuripu... | 81.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-27 |
| 11905. | sonyaiboguy (bbbappo) | 81.51 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 11906. | R (prind0) | 81.50 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 11907. | Roman (ralescano) | 81.50 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| 11908. | JuggleBoy (oceanfire4) | 81.50 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 11909. | Adam (bsplit) | 81.50 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 11910. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 81.50 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 11911. | ben (nebdover) | 81.50 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 11912. | Jakob (jakob2589) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 11913. | Slakt (slakt) | 81.49 | 97.2% | 2023-11-19 |
| 11914. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 11915. | PepCFox (pepcfox) | 81.49 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11916. | Appel (appeltert) | 81.49 | 100% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11917. | Henry (henry_court) | 81.49 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 11918. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-12-12 |
| 11919. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 81.48 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 11920. | Jarmade (jarmade) | 81.48 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 11921. | yuupoipoi (mimicclone) | 81.48 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 11922. | Liam (eternalenigma) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11923. | Amit (amtijais) | 81.48 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 11924. | e10 (ethodo) | 81.48 | 99% | 2020-10-12 |
| 11925. | Louie (louietien) | 81.48 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 11926. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 81.48 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 11927. | Zyllyana (zyllyan) | 81.48 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 11928. | karthik (keshavkarthik) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 11929. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 81.47 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 11930. | Sahaj (sahaj01) | 81.46 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 11931. | Abylai (xanabyl) | 81.46 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 11932. | A (taffing) | 81.46 | 96.7% | 2023-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |