I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14315. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 76.34 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 14316. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 76.34 | 94% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14317. | Elie (iceworld) | 76.34 | 96% | 2015-06-09 |
| 14318. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 76.33 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 14319. | Asoka Heng (asoka751) | 76.33 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14320. | Bush did 9/11 (morseangel) | 76.33 | 88% | 2016-04-13 |
| 14321. | Pramuaji (b33920) | 76.33 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14322. | lolpolos (lolpolos) | 76.33 | 93% | 2017-02-23 |
| 14323. | IBL (p135246) | 76.33 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 14324. | Kristian (konpiv) | 76.33 | 95% | 2018-05-16 |
| 14325. | hhdhwuus (hhdhwuus) | 76.32 | 95.9% | 2023-08-01 |
| 14326. | Godsent (jimakos98) | 76.32 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 14327. | Liam (liamius) | 76.31 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14328. | hyungjin (optimizion) | 76.31 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14329. | Erfan (erfan_hedayati) | 76.31 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 14330. | Juho (safou) | 76.31 | 93% | 2017-05-12 |
| 14331. | Peter (wai0917) | 76.30 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14332. | yuupoipoi (mimicclone) | 76.30 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14333. | silverligth (silverligth) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14334. | Michael (chupatwo) | 76.30 | 93% | 2016-06-11 |
| 14335. | Teeratat (kiwi2002) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 14336. | vircatro (vircatro) | 76.30 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
| 14337. | Settthawut (iaunracer) | 76.30 | 94% | 2017-03-16 |
| 14338. | George (deadelectron) | 76.30 | 92% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14339. | Cássio (ssscassio) | 76.29 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14340. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 76.29 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 14341. | money (moneythemonster) | 76.29 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 14342. | Henry (xlowl) | 76.29 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 14343. | Callisto (dpi24) | 76.29 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 14344. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 76.29 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |