So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9263. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 86.78 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 9264. | (alliecat) | 86.78 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 9265. | (xeal_dh) | 86.77 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9266. | (mattesdev) | 86.77 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9267. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 86.77 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 9268. | Saffron (saffronolive) | 86.77 | 98% | 2013-12-29 |
| 9269. | (andrealu) | 86.77 | 91% | 2015-03-16 |
| 9270. | (aripin_cmk) | 86.76 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 9271. | (murilo.rodrigues@gmail.com) | 86.76 | 95% | 2011-05-30 |
| 9272. | (varunaadeez) | 86.76 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9273. | (rackpanda) | 86.76 | 96% | 2014-05-19 |
| 9274. | isaac (cowwee90) | 86.75 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 9275. | (omarbahgat2003) | 86.75 | 96.8% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9276. | (nordaxion) | 86.75 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9277. | (trob388) | 86.75 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 9278. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 86.75 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 9279. | Jeffrey (itzzretro) | 86.74 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 9280. | (yvonnie) | 86.74 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 9281. | (just_free2318) | 86.74 | 96.3% | 2023-08-09 |
| 9282. | Dino (dinook) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 9283. | mike (mima) | 86.74 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 9284. | (kalihi) | 86.74 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 9285. | Mr. (mrasp) | 86.73 | 95.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9286. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 86.73 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9287. | Ethan (humm1ngbird) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9288. | (matoxz) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9289. | (bietdoikiem) | 86.72 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 9290. | richa (richa69) | 86.72 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 9291. | ❗ youtu.be/T2FPRc5jKbw (c... | 86.72 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9292. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 86.72 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |