Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2058. | Ronalds (mrbonis) | 79.95 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2059. | hung_trap (qt_trap) | 79.95 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2060. | Dylan (dilly1) | 79.94 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2061. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 79.93 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2062. | ca1m (ca1m) | 79.90 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 2063. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 79.90 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2064. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 79.90 | 94% | 2019-12-19 |
| 2065. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 79.89 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 2066. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 79.89 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2067. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 79.88 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 2068. | Sam (lolomposer) | 79.86 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2069. | This Guy (frostywits) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2070. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 79.85 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 2071. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 79.84 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2072. | Noam (noamaster88) | 79.84 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 2073. | Mil (mil1534) | 79.83 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2074. | Bruce (milothatch) | 79.81 | 95% | 2018-05-15 |
| 2075. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 79.80 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 2076. | Michael (khel_diente) | 79.80 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 2077. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 79.78 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2078. | Kevin (kevindlt) | 79.76 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2079. | Workman (dagl200) | 79.75 | 99% | 2021-08-02 |
| 2080. | yesman (yesman9527) | 79.74 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2081. | Till (artlessventure) | 79.73 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2082. | Edward (edwardchen) | 79.72 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2083. | Leo (gnowoel) | 79.70 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2084. | Dat (datboidoe) | 79.70 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2085. | Joseph (cto_inertia) | 79.69 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2086. | Seth (bluesuperglue) | 79.67 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 2087. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |