Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 972. | Chagil (chagil) | 95.14 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 973. | Patrick (patrickt) | 95.13 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 974. | tstats[will6454] (will6454) | 95.12 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 975. | Kei (azathoth4) | 95.12 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 976. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 95.12 | 99% | 2019-03-08 |
| 977. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 95.11 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 978. | quite fast (edonn) | 95.10 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 979. | zev (zevvy) | 95.09 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
| 980. | stanley (stanley9966) | 95.08 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 981. | Colin (facestab) | 95.07 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 982. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 95.05 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 983. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 95.04 | 99% | 2020-10-25 |
| 984. | Glib (glibamazing) | 95.00 | 100% | 2018-05-08 |
| 985. | recky (reckless_smh) | 94.99 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 986. | Jane (janehong) | 94.99 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 987. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 94.94 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 988. | Vinh (criticalplastic) | 94.93 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 989. | Bruce (milothatch) | 94.93 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 990. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 94.92 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 991. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 94.92 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 992. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 94.91 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 993. | dean (geedud2) | 94.90 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 994. | Joel (joel6677) | 94.83 | 99% | 2020-06-29 |
| 995. | Doiv (doiv23) | 94.83 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 996. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 94.82 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 997. | Daniel (dluoshouyi) | 94.81 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 998. | Wassup (andylocks) | 94.79 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 999. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 94.75 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 1000. | joey (joeraps) | 94.75 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1001. | Aaron (cohensz) | 94.72 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |