And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9878. | Tarun (nice_tarun_4_u_1987) | 97.78 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 9879. | Muhwu (muhwu) | 97.78 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 9880. | aoki (ice273) | 97.78 | 98% | 2013-02-20 |
| 9881. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 97.78 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 9882. | Viet Trung (viettrung9012) | 97.77 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 9883. | Katie (katielemaster) | 97.77 | 98% | 2011-08-02 |
| 9884. | Smackerino (smackerbubu) | 97.77 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 9885. | Climbing Bird (bambooclimber) | 97.77 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9886. | Hans (geohans41) | 97.77 | 97% | 2016-06-22 |
| 9887. | Austin (hamilogre) | 97.76 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 9888. | jana (lusiopao) | 97.76 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9889. | Lance (lznce) | 97.76 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 9890. | Albert (apsire) | 97.76 | 96% | 2014-06-19 |
| 9891. | www (dieucra) | 97.76 | 97% | 2016-07-18 |
| 9892. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 97.75 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 9893. | Seb (sebastiancv) | 97.75 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9894. | Rickaym (neovanni) | 97.74 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9895. | Nathaniel (wetaketolong) | 97.74 | 96.8% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9896. | Gwineafowl (fowlow) | 97.74 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 9897. | Jared (varmitz1) | 97.74 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 9898. | llarin (krypton1an) | 97.74 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9899. | Wipper (wipper) | 97.74 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 9900. | Bruce (milothatch) | 97.74 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 9901. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 97.73 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9902. | Bean (beanervibez) | 97.73 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 9903. | Atie (atie) | 97.73 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 9904. | bob (absowute) | 97.72 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 9905. | tim (ttim1) | 97.72 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 9906. | Woo (wootryhard) | 97.72 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 9907. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 97.72 | 91% | 2013-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |