So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5729. | Bidrift (bidrift) | 96.52 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 5730. | Saddmun (saddmun1994) | 96.52 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 5731. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 96.52 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5732. | Hmm (sironronron) | 96.52 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
| 5733. | Narut (blowingbubbles) | 96.51 | 99% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5734. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 96.51 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 5735. | Arhaan (boinglikeaboss) | 96.50 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5736. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 96.50 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 5737. | Tikku (undefined_particle) | 96.50 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 5738. | Andy Yusuf (twinsgroup) | 96.50 | 95% | 2013-12-07 |
| 5739. | Mihai (beavercleaver) | 96.50 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 5740. | attemptless (attemptless) | 96.49 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5741. | Michael (applesauce25r624) | 96.48 | 97% | 2014-02-19 |
| 5742. | Daniel (redsoxnets5) | 96.48 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 5743. | Cody (ydocakz) | 96.48 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 5744. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 96.48 | 91% | 2016-08-28 |
| 5745. | Jordan (pyriz) | 96.47 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 5746. | nanorek (nanorek) | 96.47 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 5747. | miloj (miloj) | 96.47 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 5748. | ewu (ewudog) | 96.46 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 5749. | Aphox (aphox) | 96.45 | 89% | 2013-10-13 |
| 5750. | Alex (pwnzr2) | 96.45 | 97% | 2015-02-09 |
| 5751. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.45 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5752. | pi (kerosenee) | 96.45 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
| 5753. | Immy (immy7) | 96.45 | 98% | 2013-11-03 |
| 5754. | エリカ (erzas) | 96.45 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 5755. | jellypop (endyprince) | 96.44 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5756. | Drewface_ (drewface_) | 96.44 | 90% | 2015-01-10 |
| 5757. | Lexeme (lexeme) | 96.44 | 96% | 2012-03-12 |
| 5758. | meqx (meqx) | 96.43 | 99% | 2014-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |