The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27504. | Shane (sdoyle4499) | 59.55 | 96.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27505. | jasper (jazzu20) | 59.55 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 27506. | noe jr (noevash) | 59.55 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 27507. | pedro (pedrovales) | 59.54 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 27508. | Bartek (batek_kierownik) | 59.54 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 27509. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 59.54 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 27510. | dev (evafre) | 59.54 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 27511. | Jozik (jozik) | 59.54 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27512. | kankam (universalgenius@yah... | 59.54 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 27513. | Ben (rumpus) | 59.54 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 27514. | Lustralis (lustralis) | 59.54 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 27515. | Simon (siarnt) | 59.53 | 95% | 2020-02-10 |
| 27516. | Hbhng (hbhng) | 59.53 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 27517. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 59.53 | 93.5% | 2023-08-21 |
| 27518. | Ram Krishna (codeitram) | 59.53 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 27519. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 59.53 | 94% | 2018-09-18 |
| 27520. | Joe (mrmadkid) | 59.52 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
| 27521. | Milos (milo51) | 59.52 | 92% | 2016-03-13 |
| 27522. | Lily (bookaddict13) | 59.52 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
| 27523. | Andrew (wtypo25) | 59.52 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 27524. | sportyboy (sportyboy) | 59.52 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 27525. | cliff (cilff) | 59.52 | 95% | 2014-01-19 |
| 27526. | Ali (fanstic) | 59.51 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 27527. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 59.51 | 93% | 2015-07-26 |
| 27528. | Laura (laura_lola) | 59.51 | 94% | 2014-07-07 |
| 27529. | Dung (nguyenvuthuydung) | 59.51 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 27530. | Andreas (somesayhey) | 59.51 | 89% | 2012-11-28 |
| 27531. | Francis (ufo19900518) | 59.51 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 27532. | Raymond (kerneltux) | 59.50 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 27533. | Josh (remember000this) | 59.50 | 94.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |