Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15033. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 76.71 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 15034. | hpp3 (hpp3) | 76.71 | 94% | 2012-12-14 |
| 15035. | Beebit (beebit) | 76.71 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 15036. | GiaTuong (giatuong) | 76.70 | 95% | 2014-03-03 |
| 15037. | Holden (enelpriest) | 76.70 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 15038. | Justin (dmobaseball10) | 76.70 | 94% | 2014-01-03 |
| 15039. | Errol (sir_errol) | 76.70 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 15040. | Luigi (luigim800) | 76.69 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 15041. | Gaurang (sachan) | 76.69 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 15042. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 76.69 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 15043. | V01D (inferno888) | 76.69 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 15044. | Pana (pana1312) | 76.69 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 15045. | Kangaroo (kangaroocruz) | 76.69 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 15046. | astroLion (astrolion) | 76.69 | 99% | 2018-07-04 |
| 15047. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 76.69 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 15048. | htiduJ (judithf) | 76.69 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 15049. | Rickard (remme) | 76.68 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 15050. | Jack (falryx) | 76.68 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 15051. | Kura (kuraaaa) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 15052. | Willy (mills65) | 76.68 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
| 15053. | blendin (blendin11) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 15054. | Algirdas (1d34) | 76.67 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 15055. | Vittal (vittalgpai) | 76.67 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 15056. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 76.67 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 15057. | Sparkils (sparkils) | 76.67 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 15058. | ChangeS (changes99) | 76.67 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15059. | Matrix (ss005) | 76.66 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 15060. | Bob (r91palmer) | 76.66 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 15061. | 👺 (confiscar) | 76.66 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 15062. | La (lafrans) | 76.66 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |