So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17420. | Matt (mattfreeman25) | 72.41 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| 17421. | Axel (axelkaas) | 72.41 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 17422. | Mia (miadvorak) | 72.41 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 17423. | John (johnykenny) | 72.41 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 17424. | Himei (himei) | 72.41 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 17425. | poophead (watermelon69) | 72.41 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 17426. | dimitrius (dimitriuss) | 72.40 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 17427. | Oakamoore (oakamoore) | 72.40 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 17428. | Charlie (hobboloydn) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 17429. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 72.40 | 98% | 2013-08-17 |
| 17430. | mosho (sidosido) | 72.40 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17431. | xav (_xavier_) | 72.40 | 94% | 2020-03-23 |
| 17432. | Mannyv161 (mannyv151) | 72.40 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 17433. | DJ ICE (supraisac) | 72.40 | 88% | 2013-02-18 |
| 17434. | Clay (clayfroelich) | 72.40 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 17435. | Pune (pune) | 72.40 | 89% | 2013-11-09 |
| 17436. | Dalu (dalu) | 72.39 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 17437. | Chris (million7) | 72.39 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| 17438. | Arun (arun3dkarthick) | 72.39 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| 17439. | aririn (aririn) | 72.39 | 97% | 2014-09-16 |
| 17440. | hellisgood (hellisgood) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 17441. | Samuel (monxii) | 72.38 | 94% | 2023-03-23 |
| 17442. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 72.38 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17443. | viv (toastexee) | 72.38 | 95.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17444. | Rohit (rohitink) | 72.38 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 17445. | Tomara (tomara1991) | 72.38 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 17446. | Kyle (duncmancan) | 72.37 | 96% | 2023-05-04 |
| 17447. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 72.37 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 17448. | HDoll (hdoll) | 72.37 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 17449. | Mercury (kerukeion) | 72.36 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |