I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13551. | Elias (larvar) | 77.95 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 13552. | Ted (duketed) | 77.95 | 94% | 2024-04-25 |
| 13553. | Not_in_their_name (deth_let... | 77.95 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 13554. | Kevki (kevki_) | 77.95 | 95% | 2021-05-31 |
| 13555. | Jamey (poachedspinach) | 77.95 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 13556. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 77.94 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 13557. | Cleon (entixty) | 77.94 | 94% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13558. | Steve (stevocat) | 77.94 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 13559. | sara (catdiscducks) | 77.94 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 13560. | Colin (cmothersead) | 77.93 | 96.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 13561. | Jake (bluewater800) | 77.93 | 99% | 2023-08-09 |
| 13562. | Calle (bensonandhedges1) | 77.93 | 93% | 2023-01-23 |
| 13563. | Oli (piasekoli) | 77.93 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13564. | Van Philip (vppexis) | 77.93 | 96.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13565. | Harry Potter (farrux6060) | 77.93 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 13566. | Jack (jack2905) | 77.93 | 92% | 2016-08-16 |
| 13567. | Juan (vlect2) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 13568. | Alexander (militiakilz) | 77.92 | 96% | 2025-02-15 |
| 13569. | Joel (joel_lalu) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 13570. | vinh (kapien) | 77.92 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 13571. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 77.92 | 94% | 2022-12-10 |
| 13572. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 77.92 | 91% | 2017-02-04 |
| 13573. | KENNETH (happydino) | 77.91 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 13574. | Jordan (jojosan) | 77.91 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 13575. | cathating89-dvorak (cathati... | 77.91 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 13576. | zach (djmayo) | 77.91 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 13577. | TooTired (oturan11) | 77.90 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 13578. | Big (ocfl8888) | 77.90 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 13579. | J (sd59fifty) | 77.90 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 13580. | lexyum (lexyum) | 77.90 | 93% | 2017-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |