The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31304. | AJ (aayushjoshi) | 48.30 | 95% | 2021-07-13 |
| 31305. | ZenonZeleje (zenonzeleje) | 48.29 | 94% | 2023-07-23 |
| 31306. | volt (voltb) | 48.29 | 92% | 2020-05-11 |
| 31307. | Chris (losi) | 48.29 | 92% | 2012-10-16 |
| 31308. | prairie2022 (prairie) | 48.27 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 31309. | Dhaval (dhaval_) | 48.27 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 31310. | Dominick (dpaolitackis26) | 48.26 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 31311. | khadie (khadiekun) | 48.25 | 94.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 31312. | duyhung (duyhung123abc) | 48.24 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 31313. | Deepak (deepakkanpur) | 48.23 | 98.3% | 2023-07-19 |
| 31314. | sachin (sachin986) | 48.22 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 31315. | duo (duo2010) | 48.20 | 93% | 2012-07-24 |
| 31316. | van (van33) | 48.20 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 31317. | Nick (imasmurf117) | 48.19 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 31318. | Neil (hutch10809) | 48.19 | 91% | 2012-11-13 |
| 31319. | bb (ku_cuck_plan) | 48.18 | 95% | 2021-05-10 |
| 31320. | yunus (mrprogle) | 48.17 | 89% | 2012-12-21 |
| 31321. | Mila (milast) | 48.17 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 31322. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 48.16 | 92% | 2015-01-24 |
| 31323. | Trọng Nghĩa (nghianghia) | 48.15 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 31324. | Default (defaultracer) | 48.13 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 31325. | ks (kkns) | 48.13 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 31326. | Anshu (shahianshu) | 48.13 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
| 31327. | Dan (danisflying) | 48.12 | 83% | 2016-05-01 |
| 31328. | cecilia (jeeeeezzz) | 48.12 | 83% | 2011-05-24 |
| 31329. | liza14 (00liza_14) | 48.11 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 31330. | gowenk (gowenk) | 48.10 | 92% | 2013-11-26 |
| 31331. | Nguyen (nanoforge) | 48.09 | 94% | 2021-11-21 |
| 31332. | Orzmar (orzmar) | 48.09 | 95% | 2022-03-21 |
| 31333. | Trung (trunghuynh) | 48.09 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |