I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9472. | MST (stereotypist) | 86.76 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9473. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 86.76 | 90% | 2017-01-28 |
| 9474. | MO (mag240) | 86.75 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9475. | 2E13 (1d14) | 86.75 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9476. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 86.75 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 9477. | Ankit Raj Dahal (sam222saya) | 86.74 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9478. | salem (otter64) | 86.74 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 9479. | me_irl (powderer) | 86.74 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 9480. | makaio (neosifr) | 86.74 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 9481. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 86.74 | 95% | 2017-06-12 |
| 9482. | ipson (ipson) | 86.73 | 96.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9483. | no (acvinas) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9484. | xyz (thexyz) | 86.72 | 95% | 2024-03-31 |
| 9485. | Vincent (snakpei) | 86.72 | 95.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 9486. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 86.72 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 9487. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9488. | Beast Lee (sittingwonderduck) | 86.71 | 96% | 2020-04-22 |
| 9489. | Grey (grey2) | 86.71 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 9490. | nicolas (nicolasalba) | 86.71 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9491. | Mike (mikeyyve) | 86.71 | 95% | 2017-04-10 |
| 9492. | Jeld (jeld) | 86.71 | 93% | 2017-03-23 |
| 9493. | Kso (k_so) | 86.70 | 96.6% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9494. | Zizo (zizob) | 86.70 | 97% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9495. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 86.70 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 9496. | efergodox (efergodox) | 86.70 | 95% | 2017-03-06 |
| 9497. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 86.69 | 96.2% | 2024-05-24 |
| 9498. | craftxbox (craftxbox) | 86.69 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 9499. | Zephyr (zephyrkai) | 86.68 | 97.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9500. | Shoto (a1212479) | 86.67 | 97.7% | 2025-03-26 |
| 9501. | P A N D A (barcodewhale) | 86.67 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |