So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8311. | Anshu (achimala) | 89.55 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 8312. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 89.54 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 8313. | Chanice (mermaidsrule420) | 89.54 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8314. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 89.54 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8315. | Vexell (vexell) | 89.53 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 8316. | Xenocide (xenocidepc) | 89.53 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8317. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 89.53 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 8318. | Mrphpfan (mrphpfan) | 89.53 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 8319. | Damian here (knarku) | 89.53 | 93% | 2016-03-25 |
| 8320. | Saunders (yotipo91) | 89.52 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 8321. | lil beb (rawrsammeh) | 89.51 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8322. | Jerry (zeggie187) | 89.51 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8323. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 89.50 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 8324. | Jos (j0ssie) | 89.50 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 8325. | anT (gregorpingic) | 89.50 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 8326. | Aaron (cohensz) | 89.50 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 8327. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 89.49 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8328. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 89.49 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8329. | Eduard (eduard20) | 89.49 | 95% | 2017-02-12 |
| 8330. | hong (mikeyspikey) | 89.49 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 8331. | Jason (kyajason) | 89.49 | 97% | 2011-06-16 |
| 8332. | Erin (ecoop) | 89.48 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8333. | Advait (epik_guy1) | 89.48 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8334. | joe (lerler246) | 89.48 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 8335. | bunbun (typerbun) | 89.48 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 8336. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 89.47 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8337. | Rall (raullll) | 89.47 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 8338. | Eldergod of the Universe (l... | 89.46 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 8339. | Lauren (lauren_conrad) | 89.46 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 8340. | Andrew (kahunah) | 89.46 | 98% | 2013-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |