Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25991. | Anahi (unique_corn) | 59.72 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 25992. | Cristi (sup3rfly) | 59.72 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 25993. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 59.72 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 25994. | Akshat (akshatpatel) | 59.72 | 93% | 2013-07-03 |
| 25995. | Arthur Valente (valente99) | 59.71 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
| 25996. | Simon (simonjeboy) | 59.71 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 25997. | Yoon (yoen) | 59.71 | 94% | 2018-09-21 |
| 25998. | Kevin (kzcheese) | 59.71 | 91% | 2013-12-29 |
| 25999. | Ginevra (ginevra) | 59.71 | 92% | 2012-05-24 |
| 26000. | Cofy (cofy) | 59.71 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 26001. | Funshine (yoyoshi) | 59.71 | 94% | 2014-06-17 |
| 26002. | Corry (cornelium) | 59.71 | 89% | 2014-07-08 |
| 26003. | William (nguoisoi) | 59.71 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 26004. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 59.71 | 91% | 2015-08-01 |
| 26005. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 59.71 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 26006. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 59.71 | 93% | 2014-07-14 |
| 26007. | Andrew (ajorgenson) | 59.70 | 100% | 2023-03-19 |
| 26008. | Caster (scarctor) | 59.70 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 26009. | Jdan (mikey112) | 59.70 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 26010. | Blessed (king_blessed) | 59.70 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 26011. | Amir (thebluebear) | 59.70 | 93% | 2021-04-16 |
| 26012. | Alberto (staku) | 59.70 | 88% | 2013-05-01 |
| 26013. | John (john_acumen) | 59.70 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
| 26014. | jack (dong) | 59.70 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 26015. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 59.69 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| 26016. | Armando (miani) | 59.69 | 91% | 2012-03-09 |
| 26017. | fume (fumebass) | 59.69 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 26018. | Pritam (optopritam) | 59.69 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 26019. | Eric (asukawaifu) | 59.69 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 26020. | Mussa (muchab) | 59.69 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |