I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16162. | Mark (triplequestionmark) | 72.44 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 16163. | Ryo (falcon5525) | 72.44 | 91% | 2016-07-02 |
| 16164. | Spartak (corsair0108) | 72.43 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16165. | mhdi (mhdi) | 72.43 | 95.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16166. | An (anphan) | 72.43 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 16167. | Johannes (johannes0704) | 72.43 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 16168. | Marwoleath (marwoleath) | 72.43 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 16169. | Pi (pie_tc) | 72.43 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 16170. | plankrun (plankrun) | 72.43 | 92% | 2017-03-15 |
| 16171. | Luke Wengler (lethaltempobr... | 72.42 | 95% | 2023-10-03 |
| 16172. | Eki (tootin) | 72.42 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 16173. | ThiYaTi (thiyati) | 72.41 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 16174. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 72.41 | 93% | 2016-03-16 |
| 16175. | Christian (cram0112) | 72.40 | 95% | 2016-09-17 |
| 16176. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 72.40 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 16177. | J (jrazn) | 72.40 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 16178. | Alf (generoustroll) | 72.39 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
| 16179. | Jdan (mikey112) | 72.39 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 16180. | ketchuplegend (ketchuplegend) | 72.39 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 16181. | Darbydar (darbydar) | 72.39 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
| 16182. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 72.39 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 16183. | kev2k (kev2k) | 72.39 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 16184. | Leo (remley) | 72.39 | 97% | 2016-05-18 |
| 16185. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 72.39 | 98% | 2017-05-17 |
| 16186. | Howard (bpiggy) | 72.39 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
| 16187. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 72.38 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 16188. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 16189. | TH_noided (th_noided) | 72.38 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16190. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 72.38 | 93% | 2021-11-05 |
| 16191. | Michael (finmike3) | 72.38 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |