So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8464. | (cthesalad) | 88.67 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 8465. | (lthummus) | 88.67 | 95% | 2013-07-26 |
| 8466. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 88.67 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8467. | (sreid01) | 88.67 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 8468. | rg (rg69) | 88.67 | 96% | 2015-06-22 |
| 8469. | Spike (joeyseveros) | 88.67 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 8470. | Cheuk (cheuk2160) | 88.66 | 96.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8471. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 88.66 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 8472. | mrlago (mrlago) | 88.66 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 8473. | (viivek) | 88.66 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8474. | (zen181) | 88.65 | 99% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8475. | Nohin (nohin) | 88.65 | 97.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8476. | moo (mcgalaxy) | 88.65 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8477. | Ian (holeyness) | 88.65 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
| 8478. | MidnightSteph (stevenk01) | 88.64 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 8479. | (xx420typeslayer420xx) | 88.64 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 8480. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 88.63 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 8481. | Eli (elithesped) | 88.62 | 95% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8482. | (johnsonslightbulb) | 88.62 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 8483. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 88.62 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8484. | (bababouillie) | 88.62 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 8485. | Val (valenre) | 88.62 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 8486. | (omgwhyme) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 8487. | (pliva) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 8488. | Ian (unapparatus) | 88.61 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
| 8489. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 88.61 | 99% | 2023-08-16 |
| 8490. | (tasvirul) | 88.61 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 8491. | (afghanistan2) | 88.61 | 99% | 2014-07-24 |
| 8492. | (vexors) | 88.60 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
| 8493. | Largo (aswad2) | 88.60 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |