And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32902. | Skuzzle (skuzzlebutt) | 57.97 | 94% | 2016-10-29 |
| 32903. | Stefan (stefans23) | 57.97 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 32904. | vonjoshua (vonjoshua) | 57.96 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 32905. | tstats[Zmiester0828] (zmeis... | 57.96 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 32906. | bijay (bjhyolmo) | 57.96 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
| 32907. | elver (noob143) | 57.96 | 97% | 2016-10-21 |
| 32908. | Dehan (dehan1990) | 57.96 | 97% | 2013-10-26 |
| 32909. | BeefSpinner (beefspinner) | 57.96 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
| 32910. | Thuy (thuydinh) | 57.95 | 92% | 2012-12-03 |
| 32911. | Merey (abdu_m) | 57.95 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 32912. | yassine (yassie) | 57.94 | 95% | 2022-01-06 |
| 32913. | M-A-R-I (marimimariami) | 57.94 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 32914. | James (anhotep) | 57.94 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 32915. | heidi (hrbaker1) | 57.94 | 98% | 2012-10-11 |
| 32916. | truc (crystal148) | 57.94 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 32917. | Jan (janarnelli_cl) | 57.94 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 32918. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 57.93 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 32919. | kasra (kasra44) | 57.93 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
| 32920. | Michael (mikepl1999) | 57.93 | 94% | 2023-02-07 |
| 32921. | Frank (mrzitrojr) | 57.93 | 95% | 2014-10-08 |
| 32922. | frooday (frooday) | 57.93 | 94% | 2016-12-31 |
| 32923. | Shafiqul (shafiq007) | 57.93 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32924. | Dean (stainedclass) | 57.92 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 32925. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 57.92 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| 32926. | 1 (mutse) | 57.92 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 32927. | Gil (gilfish) | 57.92 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 32928. | Josh (jgeoppo) | 57.92 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 32929. | Retsam101 (retsam101) | 57.92 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 32930. | Tamerlan (zhanglet) | 57.92 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 32931. | LogicBS (logicbs) | 57.91 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |