I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9554. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 87.24 | 99% | 2025-06-27 |
| 9555. | Nolan (kiwiq1) | 87.24 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9556. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 87.24 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 9557. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 87.24 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 9558. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 87.24 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 9559. | Victor (milnerv) | 87.23 | 89% | 2015-04-09 |
| 9560. | miso (misosoupsoup) | 87.23 | 98.3% | 2025-01-29 |
| 9561. | mashed_potato (hello_world199) | 87.23 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9562. | Niccster (niccster10) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 9563. | Yeet (7373) | 87.22 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 9564. | Simo (gammaman999) | 87.22 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 9565. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 87.22 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9566. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 87.21 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9567. | radical (xradicalalien) | 87.21 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 9568. | safuran (safuran) | 87.20 | 85% | 2015-06-28 |
| 9569. | Terameep (terameep) | 87.20 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 9570. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 87.19 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 9571. | human (ashmylan) | 87.19 | 97.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9572. | Thang (thangvu7) | 87.18 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9573. | Armando (bicochito) | 87.17 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9574. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 87.17 | 96.3% | 2024-08-12 |
| 9575. | Rearia (rearia) | 87.17 | 95% | 2017-08-13 |
| 9576. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 87.17 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 9577. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 87.16 | 94% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9578. | Jan (yentzeg) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9579. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 9580. | Susie (susieq22) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9581. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 87.15 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9582. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 87.15 | 99.5% | 2025-04-16 |
| 9583. | Simeon (skrtable) | 87.15 | 97.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |