So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17994. | Danny (arbitori) | 71.61 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 17995. | Per (loster) | 71.61 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 17996. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 71.61 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
| 17997. | Phuong (phuongt89) | 71.61 | 94% | 2011-09-30 |
| 17998. | (`_`) (man_of_steel) | 71.61 | 95% | 2012-03-21 |
| 17999. | Kiril (kiril_23) | 71.60 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 18000. | Ethan (cmfridays) | 71.60 | 100% | 2020-09-16 |
| 18001. | Tim (depends) | 71.60 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 18002. | Emily (snowserpent) | 71.59 | 92% | 2015-08-18 |
| 18003. | Ivone (vonshelly) | 71.59 | 98% | 2013-03-01 |
| 18004. | oloj (olojyu) | 71.59 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
| 18005. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 71.59 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 18006. | Korea boys (robot3511) | 71.59 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 18007. | Mern (wolfe) | 71.59 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 18008. | Siuo (siuo) | 71.59 | 90% | 2016-03-08 |
| 18009. | MaEn (maen) | 71.59 | 93% | 2012-01-14 |
| 18010. | Michael (mikekw296) | 71.58 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 18011. | Rqkko (rqkko) | 71.58 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 18012. | Blotblot (blotblot) | 71.58 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 18013. | Milos (emptysd) | 71.58 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 18014. | Rascell (soul94) | 71.58 | 95% | 2016-04-26 |
| 18015. | Deceive (deceive) | 71.58 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 18016. | Burrito (burritolord) | 71.57 | 95% | 2015-01-12 |
| 18017. | Jus (nicememe12) | 71.56 | 94.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18018. | qingliang (leoren) | 71.56 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 18019. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 71.56 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 18020. | Danique (dutchgirll) | 71.56 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 18021. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 71.55 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 18022. | Toddy (toddies) | 71.55 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 18023. | Mike (370hss4) | 71.55 | 95% | 2019-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |