So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17605. | (arbitori) | 71.61 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 17606. | (loster) | 71.61 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 17607. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 71.61 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
| 17608. | (phuongt89) | 71.61 | 94% | 2011-09-30 |
| 17609. | (`_`) (man_of_steel) | 71.61 | 95% | 2012-03-21 |
| 17610. | (kiril_23) | 71.60 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 17611. | (cmfridays) | 71.60 | 100% | 2020-09-16 |
| 17612. | (depends) | 71.60 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 17613. | (snowserpent) | 71.59 | 92% | 2015-08-18 |
| 17614. | (vonshelly) | 71.59 | 98% | 2013-03-01 |
| 17615. | (olojyu) | 71.59 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
| 17616. | (zxcvbnm2001) | 71.59 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 17617. | (robot3511) | 71.59 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 17618. | (wolfe) | 71.59 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 17619. | (siuo) | 71.59 | 90% | 2016-03-08 |
| 17620. | MaEn (maen) | 71.59 | 93% | 2012-01-14 |
| 17621. | Rascell (soul94) | 71.58 | 95% | 2016-04-26 |
| 17622. | Michael (mikekw296) | 71.58 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 17623. | (rqkko) | 71.58 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 17624. | (blotblot) | 71.58 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17625. | Milos (emptysd) | 71.58 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 17626. | (deceive) | 71.58 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 17627. | (burritolord) | 71.57 | 95% | 2015-01-12 |
| 17628. | Jus (nicememe12) | 71.56 | 94.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17629. | (leoren) | 71.56 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 17630. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 71.56 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17631. | (dutchgirll) | 71.56 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 17632. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 71.55 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17633. | (toddies) | 71.55 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17634. | (370hss4) | 71.55 | 95% | 2019-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |