Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4025. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 68.55 | 94% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4026. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 68.54 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 4027. | tyrful (tyrful) | 68.54 | 94% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4028. | Sta (sterlingstagner) | 68.54 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 4029. | Bill (bill497) | 68.54 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4030. | TJ (breathingpuppy) | 68.53 | 94% | 2019-10-29 |
| 4031. | صنديد (sundid) | 68.53 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 4032. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 68.53 | 95% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4033. | EquityDeadlock (equitydeadl... | 68.52 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 4034. | Kristian (forcepain) | 68.52 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 4035. | Fauzan (ozaenzenzen) | 68.51 | 98% | 2019-12-26 |
| 4036. | Linus (triplelinus) | 68.51 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4037. | Harry (itzliu) | 68.50 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 4038. | Matteo (ematteo) | 68.50 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 4039. | Get (get_out) | 68.50 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 4040. | Scotty (scottpsg) | 68.49 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4041. | Dangerous (vandisk) | 68.46 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 4042. | Mike (mikealver) | 68.46 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 4043. | steven (urmoots) | 68.46 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4044. | lol (lolspedicey) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4045. | Serv (servgd) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 4046. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 68.45 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 4047. | Kris (tetay) | 68.44 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4048. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 68.44 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 4049. | akira (hoshinoakira) | 68.44 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4050. | checca (checca) | 68.43 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4051. | Nic (nicsa) | 68.43 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 4052. | serei (sereibott) | 68.41 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4053. | Ivan (ghosty98) | 68.41 | 95% | 2018-04-06 |
| 4054. | Jeffrey (jshen13) | 68.39 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |