I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9769. | Bread (heftybread) | 86.71 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 9770. | Chloe (battlereadygirl01) | 86.71 | 100% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9771. | Matland (matland) | 86.71 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 9772. | Dan (tidehunter5000) | 86.71 | 94% | 2015-06-25 |
| 9773. | Mar (xmar) | 86.70 | 91% | 2017-01-10 |
| 9774. | urboy (guddaysir) | 86.70 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9775. | zach (fisch_kopf) | 86.70 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9776. | Alice (hatsune_miku9) | 86.69 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 9777. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.69 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9778. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 86.69 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9779. | delfan (delfaaan) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 9780. | Don (donrocks211) | 86.69 | 93% | 2017-05-04 |
| 9781. | M (mrwiggles77) | 86.68 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
| 9782. | Avi (avispeedracer28) | 86.68 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 9783. | Pustalorc (persiafighter) | 86.68 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
| 9784. | David (layvos) | 86.68 | 86% | 2017-01-22 |
| 9785. | Gabriel (gabp) | 86.67 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9786. | Ethan (ethan17458) | 86.67 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9787. | Mike (mike_shen) | 86.67 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9788. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 86.67 | 97.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 9789. | Gavin (qwertyparty) | 86.67 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9790. | Cael (paile) | 86.67 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9791. | Residential (agent_resident) | 86.67 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 9792. | Heol (cryptofu) | 86.67 | 94% | 2017-05-29 |
| 9793. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 86.67 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 9794. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 86.67 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 9795. | Jimmy (jx297) | 86.67 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 9796. | HalfaPencil (halfapencil) | 86.66 | 95% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9797. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 86.66 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9798. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 86.66 | 97% | 2016-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |