Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2111. | Joakim (eraji) | 79.47 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2112. | hari (harisudewa) | 79.47 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2113. | micorazon (pajahify) | 79.47 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2114. | Sam (samuelmartensson) | 79.46 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2115. | Dean (deansg) | 79.45 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2116. | Bushra (torontoca) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 2117. | RandaltheSandal (randalthes... | 79.44 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 2118. | H_24 (h_24) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2119. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 79.43 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2120. | Jon (jonsport) | 79.43 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 2121. | Zhen (zhen_dev) | 79.43 | 99% | 2018-01-18 |
| 2122. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 79.42 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2123. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 79.40 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 2124. | Paolo (kungdark) | 79.39 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2125. | Ruby (rhubarbo) | 79.38 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 2126. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 79.38 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2127. | Mike (mike7483) | 79.36 | 99% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2128. | Nicolas (nicolasrusso) | 79.35 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2129. | Ҝ丨𝓝Ｇ𝕆 (hasnatahmad) | 79.35 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 2130. | Francisco (patleitao) | 79.35 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2131. | Milind (milindeo) | 79.34 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2132. | Ben (gamgades) | 79.33 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2133. | Alex (tsaalex) | 79.33 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2134. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 79.31 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2135. | tebe (tebe7) | 79.30 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 2136. | Johnny (tagit) | 79.29 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2137. | Kit Bomber (silenceinlaughter) | 79.28 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2138. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 79.28 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2139. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 79.27 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2140. | Sweeter (sweetervanilla) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |