As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12029. | seven (seven_mark) | 78.92 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 12030. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 78.92 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 12031. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 78.92 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12032. | Filip (jyunero) | 78.92 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 12033. | mt (mtutunchi) | 78.92 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 12034. | Reptile (raptilian) | 78.91 | 95.8% | 2023-05-17 |
| 12035. | holsoma (holsoma) | 78.91 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 12036. | Mohand (mohandd_318) | 78.90 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12037. | Owen (infinitytrinity) | 78.90 | 97% | 2024-02-07 |
| 12038. | Paul (happyflappytime) | 78.90 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 12039. | Joel (clashofkeys) | 78.90 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 12040. | huddled (haraldgb) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 12041. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 78.90 | 96% | 2016-10-31 |
| 12042. | Add for 1v1 (thelachae) | 78.89 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 12043. | Tuomo (ystavani_marko) | 78.89 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 12044. | Freowy (freowy) | 78.89 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 12045. | Miguel Bateman (juicykeyboard) | 78.88 | 96% | 2024-02-13 |
| 12046. | Mike (mike7483) | 78.88 | 100% | 2016-02-15 |
| 12047. | Sean (professa95) | 78.88 | 99% | 2019-01-25 |
| 12048. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 78.87 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
| 12049. | Brody (tw1stz) | 78.87 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12050. | Grant (bigcock69) | 78.86 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
| 12051. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 78.86 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 12052. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 78.85 | 96% | 2020-05-05 |
| 12053. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 12054. | Jeremiah (doozyspew13) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 12055. | Zaf (macoalopalop) | 78.85 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 12056. | Baka (bakamilunka) | 78.85 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 12057. | Jacob (jakemr) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 12058. | Kat (kitty_c) | 78.85 | 91% | 2016-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |