The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10250. | Solo Typing Tutor 8 Dvorak ... | 88.80 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 10251. | Ryan (rmd326) | 88.79 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 10252. | acrymoore (acrymoore) | 88.79 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 10253. | Alex (supra) | 88.79 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 10254. | 949 (bkwak11) | 88.78 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10255. | LaShawn (lashawnious) | 88.78 | 98% | 2023-08-20 |
| 10256. | Tomas (tritz) | 88.78 | 97.6% | 2021-01-27 |
| 10257. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 88.78 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 10258. | bcity (bcity4) | 88.78 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 10259. | andie (andiea) | 88.77 | 88% | 2015-08-14 |
| 10260. | S (sarahac) | 88.77 | 94% | 2013-11-23 |
| 10261. | Brock (brocky) | 88.77 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 10262. | Chet (chethus) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 10263. | John (hummusaddict) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10264. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 88.77 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| 10265. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 88.77 | 99% | 2014-06-12 |
| 10266. | Jack (gleesonj) | 88.76 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 10267. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 88.76 | 97.5% | 2023-06-16 |
| 10268. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 88.76 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 10269. | KamilJan (kamil_jan) | 88.76 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10270. | Ron (izilla) | 88.76 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 10271. | Victor (victorapham) | 88.76 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 10272. | tanjung (tanjungtech) | 88.76 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 10273. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 88.76 | 95% | 2017-04-14 |
| 10274. | teh poeple (mike25u) | 88.76 | 97% | 2017-01-16 |
| 10275. | Eric (bolowz) | 88.75 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 10276. | Jordan (charlesdickens1) | 88.74 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 10277. | Omar (infus3d) | 88.74 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10278. | Joris (zjories) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 10279. | Justin (ch1naman) | 88.74 | 92% | 2011-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |