So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15184. | ^_^ (fuuje) | 76.09 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 15185. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 76.09 | 96.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15186. | CelerySticks (whatan0b) | 76.09 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 15187. | Treefitty (treefitty) | 76.09 | 95% | 2013-05-15 |
| 15188. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 76.09 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 15189. | Ten Slow Fingers (monkey_ty... | 76.08 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 15190. | burger (jill1522) | 76.08 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 15191. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 76.08 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 15192. | Basherte (basherte) | 76.08 | 93% | 2012-09-21 |
| 15193. | 🛞 (otomo) | 76.07 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 15194. | Facundo (facundof13) | 76.07 | 90% | 2012-02-13 |
| 15195. | Christian (breeboy) | 76.07 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 15196. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 76.07 | 91% | 2013-11-18 |
| 15197. | Adrian (zack491) | 76.07 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 15198. | happy eid greetings mehvish... | 76.07 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 15199. | Deron (derontypistpianoplayer) | 76.07 | 95% | 2011-09-11 |
| 15200. | Chatham (cala95) | 76.06 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 15201. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 76.06 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| 15202. | Alexander (jopler) | 76.06 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 15203. | Ethan (freeeeese) | 76.06 | 92% | 2017-04-05 |
| 15204. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 76.06 | 90% | 2015-11-14 |
| 15205. | Aaron (cocotato) | 76.06 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 15206. | Melissa (mmuiz001) | 76.05 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 15207. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 76.05 | 91% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15208. | Benny (quads) | 76.05 | 95.4% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15209. | Ali (amizan8653) | 76.05 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15210. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 76.05 | 96.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 15211. | Gray (ryodansai) | 76.05 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 15212. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 76.05 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 15213. | jimmy (phong_nguyen296) | 76.05 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |