I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12676. | Daniel (altold) | 81.95 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 12677. | Aramis (a1c_ortiz) | 81.95 | 99% | 2017-09-20 |
| 12678. | Pretzel (pretzeloptician) | 81.95 | 95% | 2024-08-15 |
| 12679. | timko (razorsharprust) | 81.94 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 12680. | Radial (radial_gh) | 81.94 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 12681. | MrMemer (mrmemer69) | 81.94 | 96% | 2025-03-11 |
| 12682. | Mixhond (mixhond) | 81.94 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 12683. | D (dwizzle59) | 81.93 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 12684. | Elite Typist (theelite_typi... | 81.93 | 96.2% | 2025-01-12 |
| 12685. | Saad (ultraman287) | 81.93 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 12686. | RecklessCookie (recklesscoo... | 81.93 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 12687. | Nishchal (nishchal07) | 81.93 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 12688. | Ahmed (elsayeaa) | 81.92 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| 12689. | Potong (potong) | 81.92 | 99.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 12690. | Bobby (bobbyv) | 81.92 | 92% | 2017-01-29 |
| 12691. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 81.92 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 12692. | Dexter (dexter_pai) | 81.91 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 12693. | hjfeldy (hjfeldy) | 81.91 | 92% | 2022-12-25 |
| 12694. | Blake (samuryon) | 81.91 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 12695. | Mike12 (mike1295) | 81.91 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 12696. | peemer (bot00014) | 81.90 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 12697. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12698. | svs (svs_manee) | 81.90 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 12699. | geprek Enjoyer (doddytrhtm09) | 81.89 | 95.5% | 2025-03-30 |
| 12700. | Dominic (ninjabean) | 81.89 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 12701. | Xan (justxan) | 81.89 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 12702. | snelens (lexylexington) | 81.89 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 12703. | Michael (pal4569) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 12704. | mohsye (mohsye) | 81.88 | 91% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12705. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |