The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5831. | thanh (thanhmamce) | 55.16 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 5832. | K (_mr_k) | 55.16 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 5833. | Yorrick (yorrick) | 55.16 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 5834. | lucas (lucas757) | 55.16 | 97% | 2014-02-27 |
| 5835. | Arthur (yamashita) | 55.16 | 92.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5836. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 55.15 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 5837. | Dinja (insanedjoker) | 55.15 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5838. | Homer (aerowang) | 55.15 | 97% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5839. | GÜLDEREN (gulderen) | 55.15 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 5840. | Lary (larylo1025) | 55.15 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 5841. | Nam (namnl2706) | 55.15 | 92% | 2012-08-14 |
| 5842. | tamer (tamer) | 55.14 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 5843. | jakaction (speedjunkie) | 55.14 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 5844. | Amy (sunnyaim) | 55.14 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 5845. | Itachi (thanos_18) | 55.14 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 5846. | tacsandtos (tacsandtots) | 55.14 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5847. | joseph (jmuganga544) | 55.13 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 5848. | Cathie (cathie) | 55.13 | 97% | 2012-07-07 |
| 5849. | Norps (norps) | 55.13 | 97% | 2012-06-01 |
| 5850. | Rebekka (rebekkah) | 55.13 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 5851. | quý (vucaoquy1) | 55.13 | 92% | 2014-08-03 |
| 5852. | Mike12 (mike1295) | 55.13 | 90% | 2012-11-02 |
| 5853. | Jon (jonthor_) | 55.12 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 5854. | Markus (mklassen) | 55.11 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5855. | Jill (zilzili) | 55.11 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5856. | elviejo (elviejo) | 55.11 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 5857. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 55.11 | 88% | 2016-10-09 |
| 5858. | Taylor (taylorak9) | 55.11 | 90% | 2015-06-06 |
| 5859. | Amberetta (amberetta1) | 55.11 | 99% | 2014-09-09 |
| 5860. | vicky (vickyliu) | 55.11 | 91% | 2013-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |