So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26691. | Henry (typingtaxi) | 58.23 | 95% | 2019-03-19 |
| 26692. | keyvan (fayazsoleymani) | 58.23 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 26693. | Don (donbw) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 26694. | sophoan (1167) | 58.23 | 95% | 2014-07-15 |
| 26695. | Mina (bigoppai) | 58.22 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 26696. | . (matetea) | 58.22 | 93.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 26697. | Jesse (alfonz) | 58.22 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 26698. | nmtri9999 (nmtri9999) | 58.22 | 94% | 2015-07-30 |
| 26699. | ayşe (ayse) | 58.22 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 26700. | Xaxa (xaxa) | 58.22 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 26701. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 58.21 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26702. | Samuel (seabram) | 58.21 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 26703. | Dillon (peak3433) | 58.21 | 94% | 2018-07-27 |
| 26704. | sharon (shar) | 58.21 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 26705. | Janari (janarijo) | 58.21 | 95% | 2012-03-27 |
| 26706. | Duyvl (binj) | 58.21 | 96% | 2013-04-22 |
| 26707. | Odo (odo_bean) | 58.20 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 26708. | Brandon (imviper) | 58.20 | 91% | 2013-06-12 |
| 26709. | Nate (irulestars13) | 58.20 | 92% | 2015-10-15 |
| 26710. | rus (russellf) | 58.20 | 94% | 2015-05-09 |
| 26711. | Mike12 (mike1295) | 58.20 | 89% | 2013-05-07 |
| 26712. | Essty (essty) | 58.19 | 97% | 2015-11-05 |
| 26713. | Charles (charcharryu) | 58.19 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
| 26714. | G-Flow (rg3000385) | 58.19 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 26715. | Cayman (cayman) | 58.19 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 26716. | Lavie (lavish_sharma) | 58.18 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 26717. | Tombstars (tombstars) | 58.18 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 26718. | Mohit Khatri (mohitkhatri) | 58.18 | 97% | 2023-10-26 |
| 26719. | beo (beowolf23) | 58.18 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
| 26720. | alec (alexrqs) | 58.18 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |