The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 265. | Ross (ralas) | 98.32 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 266. | Douglas (douglassegatto) | 98.23 | 86% | 2013-02-11 |
| 267. | Becks (becks) | 98.21 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 268. | Lars (larsss) | 98.06 | 92% | 2016-01-05 |
| 269. | Jake (rigjuiceturbo) | 98.03 | 96% | 2016-09-11 |
| 270. | Alden (needleballista) | 97.99 | 94% | 2013-11-15 |
| 271. | majorpayne (jaylc185) | 97.93 | 85% | 2012-03-04 |
| 272. | Miranda (mirablu) | 97.92 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 273. | kiki (angiebear) | 97.79 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 274. | Aishvarya (aishvarya) | 97.66 | 96% | 2013-08-28 |
| 275. | kc (kcp14344) | 97.64 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 276. | Ritik (r1t1kg0yal) | 97.50 | 96% | 2018-09-29 |
| 277. | Andrew (slimyhobo) | 97.40 | 89% | 2013-10-27 |
| 278. | Gojira (zolski) | 97.38 | 90% | 2015-03-05 |
| 279. | Maija (maijakarina) | 97.26 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 280. | Critical (malfunction1) | 97.22 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 281. | Michael (mike1232b) | 97.18 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 282. | Nozden (nozden) | 96.89 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 283. | Effarig (effarig) | 96.72 | 94% | 2013-10-01 |
| 284. | dave (mercurz) | 96.70 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 285. | Cait (cait616) | 96.68 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 286. | Ben (sworkles) | 96.48 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 287. | Nico (nikhefong) | 96.21 | 95% | 2013-05-07 |
| 288. | Tom (tobeon) | 96.16 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 289. | seitenshineko (nekohime) | 95.99 | 95% | 2014-02-25 |
| 290. | Mania (mania) | 95.96 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 291. | Zero (zer0abz) | 95.86 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 292. | Balthazar (snackman456) | 95.82 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 293. | Jaymee (notsogreat) | 95.69 | 97% | 2013-12-02 |
| 294. | Craklen (crak) | 95.59 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |