Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32505. | Ahmad (ahmad7salah) | 48.44 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 32506. | Omar (oamrelhorbity) | 48.44 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 32507. | Paige (wonderlessbliss) | 48.44 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 32508. | morty (mortydefiled) | 48.44 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 32509. | rafflewaffle (rafflewaffle) | 48.44 | 94% | 2020-12-21 |
| 32510. | Tiaborkee (tiaborkee) | 48.43 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 32511. | Feng-Mao (ralf217) | 48.43 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 32512. | Isgandar (codelsco) | 48.43 | 96.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 32513. | E (njalsorensen) | 48.43 | 93% | 2021-02-11 |
| 32514. | Jon (phunboi) | 48.43 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 32515. | Blaine (slow_poke_17) | 48.43 | 92% | 2014-01-09 |
| 32516. | Rohit (rohitnjan88) | 48.43 | 86% | 2014-01-09 |
| 32517. | laura (laura2010xx) | 48.42 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 32518. | najip (mnjp) | 48.42 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 32519. | Tracy (tracyyy) | 48.42 | 96% | 2013-06-20 |
| 32520. | Yung (yungprossy) | 48.42 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 32521. | Mike (mike1001) | 48.41 | 99% | 2012-03-27 |
| 32522. | HasadBoii (hasadboii) | 48.41 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 32523. | Ethan (ethe) | 48.40 | 85% | 2013-11-14 |
| 32524. | Kelton (kelkidman) | 48.40 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
| 32525. | Vanessa (chinatown) | 48.40 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 32526. | jeff (jvaliente) | 48.39 | 96% | 2016-11-08 |
| 32527. | Niels (arrivederci19) | 48.39 | 96.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 32528. | Bernie (tbry3570) | 48.39 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 32529. | Tim (timlee) | 48.39 | 94.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 32530. | Mark (olidus) | 48.39 | 86% | 2015-07-16 |
| 32531. | SachinMani (manigan) | 48.38 | — | 2010-10-30 |
| 32532. | sagar (sagar2) | 48.38 | 89% | 2015-08-24 |
| 32533. | harsh wardhan (harshsingh1703) | 48.38 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 32534. | sachin (sachinsharma) | 48.38 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |