I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10664. | Matthew (mwells56) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 10665. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 85.21 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 10666. | ninjabalance (ninjabalance) | 85.20 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 10667. | Norden (ashwithzekrom) | 85.20 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 10668. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 85.20 | 98% | 2015-06-26 |
| 10669. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 85.19 | 92.9% | 2023-08-23 |
| 10670. | +Tragedy+ (_tragedy_) | 85.19 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10671. | Dmitry (xallt) | 85.19 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10672. | pluto (plutto) | 85.19 | 98.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10673. | Mike (mchilds83) | 85.19 | 95% | 2015-11-29 |
| 10674. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 85.18 | 96% | 2025-11-07 |
| 10675. | chami (chamimi) | 85.18 | 95.7% | 2024-02-14 |
| 10676. | labrat (natepassion) | 85.18 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 10677. | Kymodo (kymodo) | 85.18 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 10678. | Klaadem (klaadem) | 85.18 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 10679. | Spyros (soulis) | 85.18 | 95% | 2015-05-18 |
| 10680. | Felipe (krakon_3) | 85.17 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 10681. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 85.17 | 95% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10682. | Mike (mikayelb) | 85.17 | 97.6% | 2024-11-13 |
| 10683. | Jake (jarljake) | 85.16 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 10684. | Steven (boomkat) | 85.16 | 98.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 10685. | rorschach (ken34505) | 85.15 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 10686. | Felipe (fefoheise) | 85.14 | 97.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 10687. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 85.14 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 10688. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 85.14 | 98% | 2024-09-20 |
| 10689. | Brody (echo3006) | 85.14 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 10690. | Riley (rileythomp) | 85.13 | 96% | 2025-06-04 |
| 10691. | Z3r0 (z3r0_l0v3c8) | 85.13 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 10692. | V (p3rplexed) | 85.13 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 10693. | Drew (drewkilleen) | 85.12 | 89% | 2015-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |