Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8752. | (clanksits) | 88.27 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| 8753. | (sirfurness) | 88.26 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
| 8754. | Alfred (d4m4s74) | 88.26 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 8755. | Jacob (solace72) | 88.26 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8756. | (bluepenredpen) | 88.26 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 8757. | (rabiddj500) | 88.26 | 90% | 2016-10-03 |
| 8758. | (trandoanhung1991) | 88.25 | 92% | 2013-04-16 |
| 8759. | (omgpotatoes) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 8760. | (dron3z) | 88.25 | 97% | 2013-01-02 |
| 8761. | (satorrr) | 88.25 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 8762. | (kerwinius) | 88.25 | 96% | 2012-04-25 |
| 8763. | (eastwind21) | 88.25 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8764. | (bidi) | 88.24 | 95% | 2019-07-14 |
| 8765. | Jermy (grandmastafunk) | 88.24 | 96% | 2015-08-10 |
| 8766. | (anthonymok) | 88.24 | 91% | 2012-03-24 |
| 8767. | MUPH (muphine) | 88.23 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 8768. | (dragontiti) | 88.22 | 96% | 2014-10-25 |
| 8769. | (pats) | 88.22 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 8770. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 88.22 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 8771. | (miigga) | 88.22 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 8772. | Vt (jesuslep) | 88.22 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
| 8773. | laza (lazaabt) | 88.22 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8774. | (alcaalpaca) | 88.22 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 8775. | (stalkerx) | 88.22 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 8776. | (alamofgod) | 88.21 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 8777. | (slopra) | 88.21 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 8778. | (rtmc) | 88.21 | 93% | 2012-05-24 |
| 8779. | (digbo) | 88.21 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 8780. | (livarscivi) | 88.21 | 94% | 2012-04-18 |
| 8781. | (applejacks) | 88.21 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |