The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8269. | (jaysizzle) | 104.57 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 8270. | (tysee) | 104.57 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 8271. | (mhuang422) | 104.57 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 8272. | (talk_to_me_goose) | 104.56 | 96.9% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8273. | craw (clamchowderco) | 104.56 | 96.9% | 2023-06-17 |
| 8274. | (vaibhavk) | 104.56 | 98% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8275. | (terribly) | 104.56 | 99% | 2016-12-14 |
| 8276. | (ganesa) | 104.55 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8277. | (chrisb_33) | 104.55 | 96% | 2014-02-17 |
| 8278. | (allegro1321) | 104.55 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 8279. | (mw2man00) | 104.54 | 90% | 2016-04-24 |
| 8280. | (lion2509) | 104.54 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 8281. | (scogx3281) | 104.54 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 8282. | (pacochen) | 104.53 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 8283. | (joniboi) | 104.53 | 95% | 2018-02-12 |
| 8284. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 104.53 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 8285. | (marnold50) | 104.52 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 8286. | (villutamme) | 104.52 | 99% | 2021-07-16 |
| 8287. | (nickjanne) | 104.52 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 8288. | (thewiz) | 104.52 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 8289. | (miigga) | 104.52 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 8290. | (jizzyadams) | 104.51 | 95% | 2012-05-11 |
| 8291. | (loganfairyman) | 104.50 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8292. | (plutoking) | 104.50 | 99% | 2017-02-12 |
| 8293. | (tulucu) | 104.50 | 95% | 2011-05-22 |
| 8294. | (ronnie15) | 104.50 | 94% | 2012-10-16 |
| 8295. | (bubbleslim6) | 104.49 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 8296. | sally (creamdonut) | 104.49 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 8297. | (chokehech) | 104.49 | 97% | 2016-09-14 |
| 8298. | @shikothecat (bloodyrainbow) | 104.48 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |