The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8813. | Gus (v1per41) | 91.47 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 8814. | Sudip (donda) | 91.47 | 97.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8815. | Memat (memat) | 91.47 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8816. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 91.47 | 95% | 2016-04-28 |
| 8817. | umaibou (umaibou) | 91.47 | 97% | 2013-06-21 |
| 8818. | Ted (hh535) | 91.47 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 8819. | Tony (potential) | 91.47 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 8820. | Max (philosophynerd) | 91.47 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 8821. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 91.47 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| 8822. | Johnathan Walter (luciferin) | 91.46 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 8823. | Blank (ct7567) | 91.46 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 8824. | Magnus (moobin) | 91.46 | 99% | 2013-09-20 |
| 8825. | ben (chompytheturtle) | 91.45 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 8826. | Lyle (lyleraboy) | 91.45 | 96.9% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8827. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 91.45 | 98% | 2020-06-20 |
| 8828. | Robert (typeson) | 91.45 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8829. | Bawzzz (bassje) | 91.44 | 93% | 2014-10-17 |
| 8830. | Imi (migrant) | 91.44 | 96% | 2013-11-19 |
| 8831. | Logic (logicop14) | 91.44 | 93% | 2014-09-04 |
| 8832. | scubtle (scrubsworth) | 91.43 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8833. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 91.43 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 8834. | karen (lvl100karen) | 91.43 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8835. | lol (ecobeat) | 91.43 | 96.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8836. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 91.43 | 98% | 2014-11-18 |
| 8837. | Mark Mills (st477) | 91.42 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 8838. | ali-goes (alibookie) | 91.42 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 8839. | muretan (muretan) | 91.41 | 94% | 2012-06-29 |
| 8840. | Priceless (priceless) | 91.41 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 8841. | Robert (hsk0114) | 91.41 | 95% | 2015-05-31 |
| 8842. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 91.41 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |