Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1944. | Carlin (carlinsinny) | 81.28 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 1945. | Winston (zywinston) | 81.28 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1946. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 81.25 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1947. | Pundeh (pundeh) | 81.25 | 95% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1948. | Sexy (doublebi) | 81.22 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1949. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 81.22 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1950. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 81.19 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1951. | Tomo (tzxb018) | 81.16 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1952. | Travis (7yl3r) | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1953. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1954. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 81.13 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1955. | Ashaman (timrl90) | 81.11 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1956. | Pop (floppying) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1957. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 81.04 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
| 1958. | Kenneth (kpphamdao) | 81.03 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1959. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1960. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 81.02 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1961. | Dominick (wheel31) | 81.02 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1962. | Noman (middlero) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 1963. | Ed (posva) | 81.01 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 1964. | Andore Karu (zechkaiser) | 81.01 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1965. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 81.01 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 1966. | Julian (stjulian) | 80.99 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 1967. | Juan Pablo (juan_pabl0) | 80.98 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 1968. | Olav (thederpygod) | 80.97 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1969. | Julian (thekingjulian) | 80.96 | 95% | 2019-06-29 |
| 1970. | Paper (paperyen) | 80.95 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1971. | Alex (alexsong) | 80.94 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1972. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 80.94 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1973. | meme (mememanjeff) | 80.90 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |